So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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