well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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