Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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