hell yes lets make some ravioli
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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