sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Well I just put wine in my tea
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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