You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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