i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
