It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
tell me about the eggs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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