i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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