I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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