shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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