Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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