Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
