the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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