Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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