I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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