Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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