tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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