btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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