I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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