they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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