I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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