yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish I only lived at night.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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