yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Oh god it's open bar.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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