I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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