ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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