next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize