Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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