I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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