He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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