You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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