The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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