She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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