that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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