have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
babies were throwing up all over the place
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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