Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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