You really coming over, don't trick.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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