Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
handjob tips. give me some.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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