in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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