i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He did a backflip because drugs
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
