My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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