Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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