I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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