I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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