careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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