You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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