My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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