I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
