is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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