Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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