i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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