THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My ass is underappreciated
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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