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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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