discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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