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Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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